|“||The plane CRASHED into the Twin Towers heh heh get it?||”|
— Crash in one of the episodes
|Full Name||Purple Kermit|
|Date of Birth||October 8, 2012 (age 5)|
|Hair Color||Dark Brown|
|Family|| Mel Bernstein (mother)|
Wyatt Bernstein(brother/best friend)
Amanda Bernstein (sister)
Cleo Bernstein (sister)
Jasmine Bernstein (sister)
Karl Bernstein (father)
|First Episode||Crash Lands|
|Portrayed By||Tim Lagasse|
Crash Alexander Bernstein is the protagonist of Crash & Bernstein. He is a living puppet and a purple Whatnot with many interesting abilities such as eating sandwiches the size of basketballs and eating a watermelon with a straw, and he comes with ninja weapons, such as ninja swords and a small cannon. In fact, Crash was born with his ninja sword in his pocket. Crash was created by Wyatt Bernstein and then came to life. Crash is a extreme, crazy, loud, and daredevilish puppet. Crash, apparently becomes Wyatt's adoptive brother. Crash also bathes in the toilet because he doesn't like going in public pools due to what kids do in there. Crash "faceslams" people that he loves, especially Wyatt as it is when Crash slams his head into the other people's head. Crash uses himself as a basketball. Crash can't spell, milkshakes go right through him. His eyes were the inspiration for ping pong balls, as said in a promo. Crash watches a lot of television and wrestling. Once when he was struck by lightning, which caused him to gain multiple personalites, like Cat Crash, Caveman Crash, Southern Millionaire Crash, Gladiator Crash, and Chef Crash. He has been in every episode along with Wyatt. crash and Bernstein last episode aired in Brazil in December 31 2015
Amanda is popular and fashionable by her looks, and shows a dislike (not hate) feeling to him and Wyatt himself. Even so, they still love each other as a loving family.
- Crash is in love with a doll Jasmine owns called Princess Glitter.
- Crash likes mayonnaise.
- Crash hates baths.
- Crash created a holiday called Crashenfest.
- Crash is afraid of mustaches because of a trip to the doctor's office when he was stung by a scorpion, and later said, "Take me to Mount Rushmore. I'm going to pick Teddy Roosevelt's nose."
- Crash's favorite rainy day activity is rolling down the windows on Mr Puloses van.