The theme song plays after about two to three minutes during every episode.
Lyrics[]
Let me tell you about the Bernsteins...
Crash: Yo, Imma let you finish but, ding-dong
Who's that?
Yo, it's Crash at the door
Don't wait for you to open
Kick it down hardcore
I'm purple with a 'tude
Where your mom hide the food?
In the fridge.
I'ma eat it
Then we tear it up, dude
No makeup or feelings
Tea parties or dolls
Now it's ninjas and football
And face slams
Good call
Crash and Bern Stein
Crash and Bern Stein
Crash and Bern Stein
What he said
Crash and Bern Stein
Crash and Bern Stein
Crash and Bern Stein
What he said
It's war against awesome
But awesome gotta soar
"I'll be grounded forever"
That's what friends are for
Crash and Bernstein
Crash and Bernstein
Crash and Bern...
I said Stein!
What he said
(Crash laughs)
