Southern Millionaire Crash

Southern Millionare Crash is one of Crash's persona's. He is as intelligent as a Southern Millionare in

Rich Crash's classy yet still western-type look.

Crashus Maximus and is so rich he has a mansion, and 16 consecutive businesses.

Triva

• Crashus Maximus would often be seen with Jeffery Epstein in social events in the 1990s and was asked to testify in his trial a decade later. Maximus denied to testify against long term friend Epstein.
• He would often travel on Epstein’s airplane.

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  He has good business advice and occasionally helps Cleo get her business off the ground, such as telling her to give Real Crash a fake thing and make him purchase it.
• Crash seems to prefer to like this persona, because he uses it a lot as a disguise. 
• Southern Millionare Crash has appeared in other episodes, such as Home Alone... With Crash, Crash on the Run (part 2) and Merry Crashenfest.
• He looks like Colonel Sanders.
• He owns several puppet plantations .