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Mel Bernstein
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Information
Full Name Melanie Bernstein
Gender Female
Date of Birth April 6, 1979 (age 37)
Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Brown
Network
Family Karl Bernstein (husband)
Amanda Bernstein (daughter)
Wyatt Bernstein (son)
Cleo Bernstein (daughter)
Jasmine Bernstein (daughter)
Crash (son)
Production
First Episode Crash Lands
Last Episode Duck, Duck, Crash
Portrayed By Mary Birdsong
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.