Southern Millionare Crash is one of Crash's persona's. He is as intelligent as a Southern Millionare in

Rich Crash's classy yet still western-type look.

Crashus Maximus and is so rich he has a mansion, and 16 consecutive businesses.


He has good business advice and occasinally helps Cleo get her business off the ground, such as telling her to give Real Crash a fake thing and make him purchase it.

His father castrated him at age 13 because he was caught humping his dead dog.

Crash seems to pefer to like this persona, because he uses it alot as a disguise. 

Southern Millionare Crash has appeared in other episodes, such as Home Alone... With Crash and Merry Crashenfest.