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The theme song plays after about two to three minutes during every episode.

Crash and Bernstein Theme Song

Crash and Bernstein Theme Song

LyricsEdit

Let me tell you about the Bernsteins...

(Crash smashes the TV)


Crash: Yo, I'ma let you finish but, ding-dong!
Wyatt: Who's that?
Crash: Yo, it's Crash at the door
Don't wait for you to open
Kick it down

Both: Hardcore!

Crash: I'm purple with a 'tude
Where your mom hide the food?
Wyatt: In the fridge
Crash: I'ma eat it
then we tear it up, dude
Wyatt: No makeup or feelings
Tea parties or dolls
Crash: Now it's ninjas and football
And face slams!
Wyatt: Good call.


Crash: Crash and Bern...

Wyatt...Stein

(x3)

Crash: What he said
Crash and Bern...

Wyatt: ...Stein
(x3)
Crash: What he said
It's four against awesome
But awesome gotta sword
Wyatt: I'll be grounded forever!
Crash: That's what friends are for
Crash and Bern...

Wyatt: ...stein
(x2)
Crash: Crash and Bern...
Wyatt: I said Stein!
Crash: What he said.
(Crash laughs)